I joined an indoor soccer league with my friend Britta. I haven't played organized sports since high school and I haven't played soccer since the third grade. The entire saga is column worthy but I'll jot the Cliff's notes here:
My turf shoes caught in the turf, I fell forward and slammed the side of my head into the outside of a girl's knee. She had to leave the stadium. Court? Whatever.
I got one assist and I even hit the ball with my head a few times, just for show. I had no idea what I was doing, but I looked good in my new gear.
I'm incredibly sore already and am opting to sleep in my office.
goochout.
1 comment:
it is called a pitch, you wanker.
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