Will Vince fuck his piece-of-ass manager tonight on Entourage?
Did I "motorboat" a girl's cleavage with my face last night in a bar?
Will my body recover from last week's soccer game in time for next week's game?
Will Larry Birkhead come out of the closet now?
Did Playboy really send me a special issue dedicated to Anna Nicole Smith? She's dead... so here she is naked. Again. Back when she was hot. And coherent.
Did I really drink five vodka-Red Bulls last night?
No, it was six.
gooch:out?
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