An ex-girlfriend had her car set on fire on Friday morning. Crazy shit... glad no one was hurt.
Arson Suspected in Car and House Fire
Unless the car was a Corvair or a Pinto that just got rear ended... it's pretty much guaranteed that it was arson. I think the words "suspected" and "allegedly" are used too much in the news and in life. Examples: OJ allegedly killed his wife and Ron Goldman. I suspect that the girl who tazed me does not want to go on a second date. I suspect that I'll choose jerking off over taking a shower (due to time constraints, of course) before I go to work. I was allegedly sober when I slammed the side of my car into my car port (I actually was sober... I was allegedly smart when I did it... disputable).
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