I'm driving a Nissan Altima as a rental while the Escape gets its overdue service done. It's nice... my friend YMike drives one.
Toshiba Quits HD-DVD War
This, my friends, is bullshit. I hope I saved my motherfucking receipt from Costco for the HD-DVD player I purchased about a week ago.
I was on my way to resolve a printing issue for a customer when, in the unfamiliar Altima, I couldn't figure out how to change the radio band to AM. I almost canceled the job since I felt so electronically incompetent that I couldn't figure out how to listen to Dr. Laura that I could not possibly be qualified to install an HP printer.
Do you know how to install an HP printer? If you answered no and have no grasp of the english language, than you could work for HP.
I'm within the throes of a monumental depression. I slept for 12 hours last night. I've never done that without the help of weed. I feel like having a big plate of prime rib, a big glass of Jack Daniels/Diet Coke, and a .38 slug for dessert. I've been cranking the ABBA on my iPod for a couple of hours and am still unable to snap out of it. Maybe I'll visit Dr. Daniels tonight. I'm in a rental, so I pretty much have the okay for drinking and driving (I paid the extra insurance). If I was going to wrap a car around a telephone pole at 3am, it should be nicer than an Altima. Maybe I'll upgrade.
What would Dr. Laura do?
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