GOOCHONLINE - Since 1999

I haven't done really anything exciting to write about. It's depressing. I will try to do something completely insane/morally void/spectacular/illegal in the coming days. If I was going to write about what I've done lately, it would sound something like this:

...I microwaved a bowl of frozen edamame and ate it while reading the paper. I put in a new door bell button and door knob in the hallway closet. I plan on jogging in a bit, once the edamame digests.

I did drink a Bud Light-Chelada beer last night. It tastes like the red beers you get made for you at the bar. It's Bud or Bud Light and Clamato (clam/tomato juice). Fucking delicious. I shit you not. They just need to make an energy drink/vodka beverage that doesn't taste like ass.


goochout.