Friday, April 04, 2008


I just awoke from my afternoon nap to see the vapid, annoying, Lauren Conrad hawking this bullshit sweatshirt. Who the fuck is she again? A phony intern on a pseudo reality show? Look at her face and into marble inserts she calls eyes... she has no soul. There's nothing sincere about this person and she's got the balls to tell me what to do? I mean, club sandwiched, not seals is one of the reasons we have such an obesity problem in this country. I'm going to club a seal with a club sandwich.
goochout

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