Saturday, August 16, 2008

Already practicing not being minorities...



What... white people monopolized racial epithets, taunts, and gestures? I think since it's been announced that whites will be the minority by 2042, we should really be worried about Asians making "round-eye" gestures about us.

I'm going to be a minority in less than thirty years and I don't even know how to vacuum, clean a toilet or make a bed. I did start practicing folding a corner on my new toilet paper rolls, which I replace every time a guest leaves.

In 2043, I'll be working in a drive-thru getting yelled at by Mexicans to "learn the language... Spanish motherfucker... Spanish!" I'm already saving my place in line at the day labor center.
Heh.
goochout.

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