Isaac Hayes Dead at 65He wrote the theme song to "Shaft" and was the voice of Chef on South Park. Scientology made him a bit nutty and he left South Park a few years ago. I know that Mr. Hayes is in Heaven now. He's having sex with copious amounts of white women and buying drinks from my Grandfather, likely the bartender in Heaven.
Dont' celebrities die in threes? First Bernie Mac, then Isaac Hayes... a third black male celebrity is surely going to die. Either someone is going to kick the bucket, or the evil figure, "Death" is pissed off that Morgan Freeman survived. Freeman was supposed to be the first, then Bernie Mac, then Isaac Hayes. Morgan Freeman better watch out - he may die in a "Final Destination" style death. Just to be safe, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle should lock themselves in padded rooms for a while.
R.I.P. Chef.
Gooch:Out
Isaac Hayes and Bernie Mac:Out
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