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From November 16, 2001:

Pretty Good Joke (as retold by Gooch):

Ethel and Jed lived in the same nursing home for a number of years and had recently become "intimate." Unfortunately, Jed couldn't move too well, so Ethel would give him sexual gratification through the means of a "hand job."

This romance went on for a while until one day when Ethel walked in on Jed and Velma together - Velma was servicing Jed with her hand much in the same way that Ethel normally would.

Ethel yelled at Jed and Velma for ten minutes and finally turned to Jed and asked: "What does Velma have that I don't?!?!?"

Jed looked up, smiled a bit and said "Parkinson's."