Friday, November 06, 2009

Best Of...

From August 7, 2002:

I think that it would be cool to date a homeless chick. You'd have no problem getting her to your place... where else is she going to go? I could even use the pick up line: "My place... or mine." The last thing she ate would probably be something like dog food from a can, so it's not like she'd expect a fancy dinner. I'd probably splurge for Burger King... or Sizzler. When the date's over, I could drop her off anywhere. It'd be dating with an emphasis on economy and convenience.

No comments: