TIME SPENT AT A STRIP CLUB: $1 PER SONG
(NOT HAVING TO READ THROUGH ANOTHER MASTERCARD AD SPOOF WOULD BE PRICELESS AS WELL).
ADULT VIDEO WITH A CORNY TITLE: $24.95 PLUS DISCREET SHIPPING AND HANDLING
REALISTIC (AHEM) BLOW UP DOLL: $199.95
NOT HAVING TO BUY ANYONE A VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT OR CARD THIS YEAR... PRICELESS.
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