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MSNBC: Orange-plus’ threat level in effect

Orange plus? Why not Red light or Red express or Orange ultra. I didn't know that there were going to be variables when they put together this color coded warning system. I guess we're too afraid to say the word "red."

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ESCALATE THIS TO BURNT ORANGE ALERT. OR BRICK RED.