How's this for a fucking headline:
Paperboy forced to eat newspaper with knife and fork
- Delivery person: "Just glad it wasn't Sunday!"
- Suspect: "Might have something to do with having to climb on the roof to get my motherfucking paper for the eightieth time."
- Delivery person: "Feel free to add the optional tip when you send the check. Asshole."
- Delivery person: "Feel free to add the optional tip when you send the check. Asshole."
- Suspect: "I was inspired by the 'gluttony' scene in the movie 'Seven.'"
- Suspect: "Gooch:Out"
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You should send this picture to the Oregonian and tell them that this is the fucking reason NO ONE WANTS TO SUBSCRIBE TO THEIR POS PAPER ANYMORE!!! :)
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